History Incorporated Pirate Investigators

Does anybody ever feel that they're the only person with any common sense left? I don't know what everybody else did with theirs. You guys remember the three little pigs, one built his house of straw the other out of bricks, then the last one went wee wee wee the whole way home. I heard that piracy was a lucrative past time, if you can afford a fast enough ship. Have you guys ever seen Captain Philips, "I am the captain now". The only problem is it's not what it used to be. They don't have actual pirate ships anymore, now they're land based. Africa is sort of a lawless place at this point. It reminds me of the old west except they have been there the whole time. I guess it's the sort of place you have to remain watchful. Imagine you're on a ship when suddenly a thief comes crawling in the window of your boat. You can't make this stuff up. I think the punishment for being a pirate hasn't changed over the last 500 years. I'm pretty sure its hanging, plus some sort of voodoo curse. If you have a pirate problem, you know who to call. History Inc the only pirate investigator that doesn't charge a retainer. Pirate experts, ghost busters, monster catchers you name it. Satisfaction not guaranteed.